Things that amuse me.............

Well there are loads of things really, I find humour in most things, but have a passion for collecting particularly terrible jokes and then employing them at the appropriate time, like in conversation where I will hear what I like to call a 'key trigger word' which will immediately set off a neurological domino effect, in my head, this begins a process; for example I was just chatting with a work colleague (Hi Hels Bels), when she mentioned she was reading a really good book, (in my mind Key Trigger Word 'Book') now I have to employ this so the timing is effortless (which is a word I find impossible to say out loud it always ends up being effortlortless) and catches the participant completely off guard, so I say "oh yeah tell me some more about it", she then proceeds to tell me all about it, I sound all interested (while half listening, just in case it really does sound interesting) while plotting the perfect time to 'employ' the big hitter.................which in this example was "I've been reading a good one too lately, you'll love it.......it's about the history of Glue.................I couldn't put it down! then just sit back my friend and wait for the 'register' and that is the bit I find really amusing watching the 'register' then the visible sinking of the shoulders and huge groan...........

Hey my sandwich has just shouted me, can we continue this later?