Lists...........I like lists......a lot. An extract from Lists: Volume II "More irritating things and other random rants, in no other particular order" |
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| Dog poo/not paying attention - (disaster waiting to happen) | Low flying birds (makes you look a right nerk, ducking like there's a 747 about to crash into the back of your bonce) | Disney | |||||||
| People who honk their horn to let you know the traffic lights have changed to green | People who queue-jump and then feign ignorance | ||||||||
| Beer mats that don't soak up the drips (looks like you've wet yourself when you stand up to get the round in) | People who recline their seats on budget airlines | Fish trapped in Aquariums. (though I never knew fish were into star signs) | |||||||
| Having a bladder the size of a pea, and not enough nearby toilets | Being found to be larger than the size you think you are (I'm a 34 I tell you, your tape measure must be wrong) | ||||||||
| Real Christmas Trees - Timber is Murder | Being embarrased to use the toilet in a pub without ordering a drink | The sock monster that lives inside the washing machine, why does he only ever eat one of the pair. | |||||||